Friday, 11 January 2013

Is Okey Bakassi Now A Pastor?

We know Nollywood comedian Okey Bakassi is a funny man, but this time around, he's gone religious!!!
Read his letter to God and let's have your take:

Dear Almighty Sir,
I don’t know what time it is in your area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie because you already know my future.
Please help me be a better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family, friends and fans.


I hereby present some personal issues before you:
1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If no I seek your approval to go and take up citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast before they empty our treasury and our oil wells run dry.
2. Please help us with the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.

3. Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no please do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and night clubs.

6. There are more diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer required.
7. Please is your son coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he came.
8. Please I need your BB pin if possible, I want to send you pictures and links of what pastors and government officials are doing with our money. I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife and children I say thank you.
Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’ Onyegbule

26 comments:

  1. Nigeria, the land of multi-talented people

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  2. Funny guy! Buh isn't he joking with God?

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  3. This guy is nuts, nice one

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  4. A comedian will always be a comedian

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  5. very serious.Pastor indeed...

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  7. Seriously, I hate it when comedian joke with God, may God forgive him

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  8. this mumu guy don start again, rotfl

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  9. creative write up..welldone Okey!

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  10. Weldone Okey, we need God's help Immediately in Nigeria esp. I shudder when I think of what pple are going thru. Don't just see the humor in his write up, see the truth in it. He's a comedian, but he speaks the truth. The crime in Nigeria makes one wonder if God dey.

    Answer; God dey wella...but we have to seek Him to find Him.

    www.thebanquethall.blogspot.com is here for you. Bringing the Word to the Web.

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  11. He spoke well

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  12. Lmao! He needs urgent answer o!

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  13. a very creative write up from okey,i pray de Almighty will answer u speedily lol.

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  14. Thank God for him

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  15. Creative and sweet. Nigeria, my beloved country

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  16. This is very funny but sincere.

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  17. Hahaha funny guy

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  18. D guy make sense o

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  19. Your letter has been answered

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  20. You are joking with God no let Angel Gabriel give u slap o!

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  21. Funny but very correct

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  22. He most be a funny guy but that is d truth, okey do't stop go a head if God can not hear pastor prayer God pls hear okey's own

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