
Read his letter to God and let's have your take:
Dear Almighty Sir,
I don’t know what time it is in your area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie because you already know my future.
Please help me be a better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family, friends and fans.
I hereby present some personal issues before you:
1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If no I seek your approval to go and take up citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast before they empty our treasury and our oil wells run dry.
2. Please help us with the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.
3. Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no please do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and night clubs.
6. There are more diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer required.
7. Please is your son coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he came.
8. Please I need your BB pin if possible, I want to send you pictures and links of what pastors and government officials are doing with our money. I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife and children I say thank you.
Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’ Onyegbule
Dear Almighty Sir,
I don’t know what time it is in your area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie because you already know my future.
Please help me be a better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family, friends and fans.
I hereby present some personal issues before you:
1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If no I seek your approval to go and take up citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast before they empty our treasury and our oil wells run dry.
2. Please help us with the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.
3. Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no please do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and night clubs.
6. There are more diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer required.
7. Please is your son coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he came.
8. Please I need your BB pin if possible, I want to send you pictures and links of what pastors and government officials are doing with our money. I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife and children I say thank you.
Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’ Onyegbule
Nigeria, the land of multi-talented people
ReplyDeleteLmao !
ReplyDeleteFunny guy! Buh isn't he joking with God?
ReplyDeleteThis guy is nuts, nice one
ReplyDeleteA comedian will always be a comedian
ReplyDeletevery serious.Pastor indeed...
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ReplyDeleteSeriously, I hate it when comedian joke with God, may God forgive him
ReplyDeletethis mumu guy don start again, rotfl
ReplyDeletecreative write up..welldone Okey!
ReplyDeleteWeldone Okey, we need God's help Immediately in Nigeria esp. I shudder when I think of what pple are going thru. Don't just see the humor in his write up, see the truth in it. He's a comedian, but he speaks the truth. The crime in Nigeria makes one wonder if God dey.
ReplyDeleteAnswer; God dey wella...but we have to seek Him to find Him.
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He spoke well
ReplyDeleteLmao! He needs urgent answer o!
ReplyDeletea very creative write up from okey,i pray de Almighty will answer u speedily lol.
ReplyDeleteThank God for him
ReplyDeleteCreative and sweet. Nigeria, my beloved country
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ReplyDeleteI love this
ReplyDeleteThis is very funny but sincere.
ReplyDeleteHahaha funny guy
ReplyDeleteD guy make sense o
ReplyDeleteYour letter has been answered
ReplyDeleteYou are joking with God no let Angel Gabriel give u slap o!
ReplyDeleteFunny but very correct
ReplyDeleteHe most be a funny guy but that is d truth, okey do't stop go a head if God can not hear pastor prayer God pls hear okey's own
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